Back pain didn’t exist.

41

2

Every weekend was a Bank Holiday weekend.

21

10

Courteny would leave my goddamned stapler on the desk where it belongs.

21

5

dogs could talk.

37

12

Corporations would stop trying to destroy ‘net neutrality.

29

3

People more spiritual than material.

26

6

Elvis Presley was alive.

16

19

I was more creative.

30

5

We could breathe under water.

40

3

It rained less in London.

21

13

Everyone was just a bit nicer to each other.

52

1

My hangovers didn’t last for 3 days.

41

3

It was always Friday!

33

13

Wolverine wasn’t dead 🙁

41

9

I could teleport anywhere at any moment.

66

3

People weren’t so cruel.

48

3

I could speak more languages.

49

2

The world cared about ‘real’ journalism.

41

5

I met an actual Prince Charming.

11

21

I was rich, but not as handsome.

13

17

I was a little bit taller.

31

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