1. Harambe wasn’t dead.




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  2. More people cared about grammar.




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  3. I wasn’t addicted to the Internet.




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  4. I had a life.




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  5. Muslims were allowed to live peacefully.




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  6. You gave me your number.




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  7. Sean Spicer spent some time studying history.




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  8. I wasn’t a potato.




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  9. I could get out of bed any time that I wanted.




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  10. I had some ice cream.




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  11. I could go to the moon on holiday!




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  12. I was awesome at piano.




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  13. I could stop worrying about money.




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  14. Our leaders saw kindness as a strength and not a weakness.




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  15. The rich weren’t so fucking greedy.




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  16. I won the EuroMillions draw tonight.




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  17. Nicola Sturgeon and Donald Trump didn’t exist.




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  18. You didn’t feel so nervous before a big scary interview.




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  19. Freddos were still 10p.




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  20. I could trust people more.




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  21. I could spend every day creating things that I cared about.




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  22. Donald Trump would stop crying about ‘Fake News’.




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  23. People did not litter.




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  24. Drivers of BMWs and Mercedes cars would indicate at junctions.




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  25. The media praised wonderfully talented people instead of reality “stars”.




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  26. People put more trust in facts, rather than opinion.




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  27. The boy I like would notice me.




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  28. I could eat pizza every day, and not get fat.




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  29. I could teach the world to sing in perfect harmony.




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  30. All the world’s wealth wasn’t stolen by the top 1%.




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